Sunday, February 03, 2008
Slogans of Our Time
An old woman throws her crutches to the ground - "Change made me walk again!"
A billionaire swims in his pool of golden coins - "Change made me rich!"
A small child clutches her kitten to her chest - "Change brought Buttons down from the tree!"
Our contemporary political slogans have yet to achieve the true universality of phrases like "Uh huh" but at least campaigns of the future give us something to look forward to...
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POLITICIAN'S GUIDE TO ACTION
"What are you for?"
"Change."
"What kind of change?"
"Change."
"I see. What about [select issue]?"
"Well, all options are on the table. One thing is sure - change will happen."
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