Remember the time Groucho had a husband and wife along with their 27 children as guests on his show? Keep in mind that this man had fathered, and this lady had given birth to all of them. Groucho asked the man "Sir why did you have so many children?" The man replied,"Because I love my wife." Groucho's eyebrows shot up,"I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth occasionally!"